My kitty Apollo.

My kitty Apollo.

This girl has the biggest phone I have ever seen.

This girl has the biggest phone I have ever seen.

Men should be allowed…

…to put the ablility to shave around the base if the septum on their rèsumè. Nothing takes more grace, precision, technique, and patience.

What a douche.

What a douche.

These employees are dummies.

These employees are dummies.

Poetic Bathroom License?

Poetic Bathroom License?

In Case You Were Wondering…

…it is absolutely impossible to fold a fitted sheet. Just roll it into a ball.

Fist pumping!

Fist pumping!